Towels

Rules be rules!

I am not allowed under any circumstances whatsoever to take towels from where they’re stored ( #control #authoritarian ) . They are provided as and when they are needed by order of the Queen ( #control #entitlement ) .

Towels of the tea-towel variety are subject to the same rationing. Self service is strictly prohibited by punishment of rage ( #control #punishment #narcissistic-rage ) .