Bizarre

So this bonkers thing was actually a thing.

Susan was ok, I could tell her mood was medium but not bad. I pressed the button on the coffee machine, and coffee started pouring into my cup. It’s a bit loud but not that loud.

Susan:

I’ll be using that at five O’Clock in the morning, I’ll wake you up with it. See how you like it? ( #vindictive #punishment #control ) .

WTF? I mean, what was that and where did it come from? I made coffee so she wanted to punish me. WTFF? ( #manipulation ) .

Theory 1:
Something else unrelated had happened and she was just venting.

Theory 2:
Let’s look at it from the narcissistic perspective. She got jealous of the coffee machine. The coffee machine was one-upping her. She wanted praise and recognition but the coffee machine was stealing the limelight from her ( #narcissistic-injury #supply ) . I had used “her” coffee machine and not accredited her with the privilege ( #entitlement #control ) . She levelled the situation by restoring proper order ( #control #levelling ) .

Theory 3:
I’ve no idea. Bonkers stuff.